vy2cool:

wethinktherefore:

bisexualfunfacts:

Fact: Unlike the gay agenda™, the bisexual agenda contains a 15 minute break for snacks between sessions.

Fact: The asexual agenda is entirely made of snacks, with a 15 minute break for all out anarchy

Fact: The pansexuals, with their extreme love for kitchen ware, make all the snacks.

(via your-favorite-grump)

reversingyourpolarity:

robothugscomic:

New Comic!

Pronouns, right? Super weird little lexical referents. 

My site moved to a new host, so everything should be better now! Everything -  my site, my comic, my life, my cats, my cooking, my sex. Everything. 

Read the thing people.

(via wearedeafenedbysilence)

Timestamp: 1410856056

reversingyourpolarity:

robothugscomic:

New Comic!

Pronouns, right? Super weird little lexical referents. 

My site moved to a new host, so everything should be better now! Everything -  my site, my comic, my life, my cats, my cooking, my sex. Everything. 

Read the thing people.

(via wearedeafenedbysilence)

iwishihadafather:

so my cat is meowing like crazy in the kitchen and so i go to see whats up and i walk in on this

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so naturally im like “what the fucking hell” and go and look out the window and

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME

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THIS IS NOT ROMEO AND JULIET GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY PORCH

(via savioroftimeandspace)

onlyblackgirl:

airedmania:

brownandwhat:

Vine - Sadia Arabia

Ooooooh the double standard…

WELP.

*sips tea*

(via harrypottertheboyonfire)

jean-luc-gohard:

The most dangerous thing society teaches boys and men, especially white boys and men, is that their emotions are objective logic and reason and that anyone who disagrees is being irrational.

(via monkeychewtoy)

kylejamesmoeller:

fanoffandom:

I actually applauded this post

I thought it was gonna turn into something about sex. Boy was I wrong.

(Source: poyzn, via sit-in-circle-and-stay-unspoken)

Timestamp: 1410842714

kylejamesmoeller:

fanoffandom:

I actually applauded this post

I thought it was gonna turn into something about sex. Boy was I wrong.

(Source: poyzn, via sit-in-circle-and-stay-unspoken)

sergeantjerkbarnes:

if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the dream. having enough money to give some waitress 40 bucks extra just because she’s nice.

(via ohthereyouare-perry)

barbidreamdumpster:

if you want to ask a bisexual or asexual person about their sexual history to verify that they’re queer, but you don’t want them to take it the wrong way, try this useful communication technique:

give them twenty dollars and go away.

(via fuckyeahteddysheeran)

hertzwhale:

pamela-jane:

I know its a little early but

Jingle Bell Rock w/ my mom

i hate being that person who comments on posts but i just want u all to know that i watch this video all the fucking time every year once it hits september bc nothing gets me more pumped for christmas than this person rocking out w/ their mom while their mom windexes a countertop

(Source: phiftycent, via officialfrenchtoast)